Girls...same rules as Gremlins?

Ok.....so today when I got home from work I looked in the refrigerator to find something to eat.  I found two left over Wendy's nuggets (yes just two) and decided to eat those with my Chinese food from earlier.  Weird combination huh? Well, I enjoyed it. After I got my meal all microwaved and ready to go, I was flipping threw channels, heading toward King of Queens when I stopped on some show called How I Met Your Mother.


Not sure what I missed, (it was about 6 minutes into the episode), but it was two white dudes having a conversation. One guy asked, "How do you get a chick to NOT be your girlfriend?"  His friend responds "Girls have the same rules as gremlins."  This statement alone got my attention, I couldn't wait to hear the explanation.


He continued, 

"1. Never get them wet.  Never let them shower at your house.

2. Never talk to them in the sunlight. Never see them during the day.

3. Never feed them after midnight.  They should never stay the night and definitely NEVER have breakfast with them EVER!!"

I died laughing.  As silly as his presentation was, there is definitely some truth to this.  If you never stay the night, never see each other during the day and have never had breakfast together, 10 times out of 10, (yes 10 times out of 10), you are a certified BOOTAY CALL! LOL


Then, I changed the channel...LOL


Smooches with a RED lip...
Fabulyse